My date with..

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One day, I was screaming my duster on a(n) pretty day. I went to the kitchen to call. All of a sudden from the corner on my tooth I saw david blaine!! He/she said "hey loser" and walked up to me happily. He/she asked me out on a date to low yatt. I asked "are u ok??" and he/she responded "hugg me."So we went to low yatt and had a(n) bright time. He/she kept snorkelling me. So I finally asked him/her "Where did you come from?" He/she responded "SAB." I said "go to hell" and then we started yelling to NEGARAKU. Finally it was 4 in the morning. We had done everything but talk. I was so fluent that I could hardly carry. He/she swept me home. He/she killed me at the door and asked me "who the hell are u??" I put my lungs to his/her small intestine and stood there deadly.Then I turned to haunt into the door, and suddenly stalked. That caused me to wear in my sleep and wake up. It was just a dream... A(n) wet dream...


(lagi2 bnda alah ni! sangap pulak,gahaha)

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A song made by you (by alyaa)

A(n) teacher kissed my flowers
While I cried last night
And her school broke my lips
And I fainted a little less
Well I just want to get some
Get some while I'm still stupid
Oh, let's tell the world we're moron
Oh let's tell the girls to be fool
To be sure
To be heard
We want to be saw
And you're all
You're all I want
Tell me, tell me where have you been?
Well a(n) car kissed my hair
While I called last night
And when I woke up this morning
God, I missed you something cool
biulding isn't dull
No it's just ugly
She says she needs a scientist
Wants to get closer to tiger woods
I say all I need's a albert einstein
I want to touch your desk
And you're weird in my chair
You're old in my touch-screen
Yes you're smooth in my road
And you're all that I want
Yeah you're all that I want
gerald templer you're all that I want
Oh, you're all I want

Another song by herr er aha

I felt you in my butt
Before I ever cheated you
And when I fucked beside you
For the 2nd time I told you
I feel you in my eyes
And I don't even know you
And now we're saying i hate you
And now we're saying u deserve it

I was ten
make out me

I felt you in my foot before I ever thought to
I need to see down beside you and tell you
I feel you in my lungs
And I don't even know you
And now we're saying sorry mama
And now were saying nice try

I was two
laugh me

suck home
Back to where we met
Stayed inside
I was so mad
I run up a plan
So wet except
I'm so emo
You were all I had
dislike you
You were all beautiful
like me
I was super-stupid, right?
I was lovely, right?

I was 3
jump me

keyboard Story - By Taylor Swift

We were both skinny when I first saw you
I closed my tongue and the flashbacks start
I'm cries
On a cup in winter air
See the carpet
See the touch-screen, the schools
See you make you way through the crowd
And say geli je!
Little did I know
That you were brad pitt, you were throwing clocks
And my daddy said, 'Stay away from taylor swift'
And I was kills on thebutton
Begging you please don't go, and I said

albert einstein take me somewhere we can be confuse
I'll be jumps, all there's left to do is fall
You'll be the engineer and I'll be the lecturer
It's a love story, baby just say fuck me

So I sneak out to seremban to see you
We keep quiet, cos we're old if they knew
So close your finger
Escape this town for a little while
Cos you were isaac newton, I was a white letter
And my daddy said, 'Stay away from oprah winfrey
But you were everything to me
I was begging you, please don't go

CHORUS

tiger woods save me, they're tryna tell me how to smell
This love is big, but it's fat
Don't be mad, we'll make it out of this fan
It's a love story, baby just say i love u

I got tired of reads
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fucks
When I yelled on the outside of town
And I said

henry gurney save me, I've been feelin' so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never speak
Is this in my toe? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a bike

And said, marry me britney spears
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a bluish white mini-telekung
It's a love story, baby just say i feel good
Oh, ohOh, ohCos we were both dirty when I first saw you


(alyaa gile who cant sleep --who teruja dgn benda2 nie-who jakun) xD

tonighttt's morning xD

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quizilla!


What Kind of House would you be

Mansion
You like things big, bold, and flashy.(fuiyoh! err..i like expensive things haha) Glamor is a necessity in your life(noo); who doesn't like a little luxury?(taktau lah) You enjoy nice things, have an awesome sense of style, and you are probably pretty popular. (ehh?) Your life is pretty great. ;) (life is unfair!)


---------------my current job-after pmr-----online-hair stylist! haha

this is my first customer! ngahaha (he was not in the mood)

and finally....he killed me xD

nida nida

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nida jealous!!!! hahaha...hey nida..tu gambar time terserempak dgn classmate primary schooool laaa..not my click okay.urgh wtf? dont wory be happy,no one interested nak kawan dgn alyaaaa sbb cool sgt xD

xD

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quizilla!



Do you really need him/her



You don't really need him/her!
you never had a boyfriend/girlfriend and you don't really plan to change this.you can have fun with or without a ''sugarbe''with you.after all,what's the big idea?



How Unique Are You



Same Sheep
You are no different from anyone else, sadly u know it. U wanna be different or yourself, but u r too scared to stand out. Find yourself and embrace it.

dont trust me

great talker,great liar

the truth hurts.but lies hurt more.i wish things were happy.like you see in every story told by grammy or pappy.they tell of happly ever afters and wonderful endings.but in truth theres no such thing.for us anyways. because you never want to do the mending.lies kill..truth is the way -Becca McIntyre. (just a poem hahaa)

HEY

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jei ei heyyyy..
randomly merepek
talking about 'randomly'..hmm(teringat soalan sci pmr obj. no.2 dah salah!)
wtHever..
aha! hey...current songsang is Dan by SO7.
just for you!!you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you!!!
but..im sure u're not gonna read this :(

stupid things

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http://bzoink.com

1) Who has a crush on you

their name is-Ryan

2)What is the first name of the person you will marry?

You will marry- Sam ( yelah,jiran je)
you will live in- Manhattan
you will have this many kids- 19 (astagha)
you will have this much money- 13078710 (sikit nye)

2.2) Your ghetto name
This many people will be in your gang- 3
This many people in your gang want to kill you- 68%
This is your future- Not now

2.5) Your music

green day-Outlook so so (darjah 5)

3)Your super cool nickname
You Super Cool Nickname: Cherry Chick (wtf)

3.5)How stupid are you

You Are This Stupid- 48%
You Are Stupid- True

3?)When you grow up
You will die because- you are going to be murderd
Will you get married?- True
You will be a(n)- skank that live at home
Your STD is- syphilis

4)How and When will YOU die?
Die on- April 04, 2094 (nk dkat same dgn kurt cobain)
Die of- Murder
You will feel pain- False

5)Your murder

You will be murdered by- your dad (thanks dad)
in- the bathroom
at- church (nauuzubillah)
with a- dried fish
because you- deserved it (huh?)

hahaha.funny :)

Audi R8

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i want this! ibu !! beli!! nak!! hahaha xD

BORING

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IN YOUR BEDROOM.

what size is your bed?
size?its canopy

do you have a nightstand?
yeah

what time is your alarmclock set for?
no alarmclock

what color are your walls?
pitch

do your pets sleep in there with you?
no

do you have any framed photos haning on the wall?
yupp

how big is your closet?
sooo bigg hahah

do you have a bathroom connecting to your room?
yeaa

how many windows are in your room?
one-but so frickin big

how many books are in your room?
mcm library sudah.heheh

do you have any exercise equipment in there?
yep.taknak tau ke? =P

how many cds do you have in your room?
a lotttt

is your room clean right now?
87%

do you have a closet full of clothes?
yea.full of ghosts too

do you have a tv in your room?
nope :(

how about a stero?
heh? yup2

do you have a computer in your room?
yeah

do you have an art easle in your room?
dulu :DD

how many pairs of shoes are in your room?
too many

is everything organised?
not really

do you actually sleep in your room?
yea

do you have any chairs/couches in there?
yuppp

do you have any pictures of friends?
nooo

how about stuffed animals?
nooo

any bad things that shouldnt be in there?
theyre not bad actually

do your parents know about it?
sometimes

do you have posters in your room?
yyy ea

what kind of flooring do you have?
hardcorehardwood

is it vaccumed?
maybe